OK, so there's new interweb quiz that's on the interweb, and I don't know if you've heard of the interweb yet, but that's where they put the interweb stuff, anyway, How Many Cannibals Could You Feed? provides a truly useful service for people who aspire to, uh, serve man.

Here's the weird part though - most of the questions are about body type, but at the very end, there's one asking if you're vegetarian or vegan. I tried doing the quiz for both yes or no (true, I lied to the interweb, but it was for research purposes), and it seems that an identically sized vegan can feed 2 fewer cannibals than his or her omnivore counterpart.

What's this about? Is it that we're stringier or something? One would think that we'd be the healthier option, with less cholesterol and whatnot. Is this potentially THE reason that people haven't chosen a vegan diet? Maybe when the whole world saw Alive some years ago, they all thought, hey, if I'm ever killed in a plane crash, the fact that I'm vegan might mean that I'll save 2 fewer human lives, and that extremely unlikely possibility is totally worth holding out for instead of saving 80 or a hundred or whatever the number is animals each and every year through the simple act of not eating them.

Outreach people, it's time to change your propaganda. 2008 will be the year of tasting better, I guarantee.