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Sex

Sex dolls for dogs! ‘Nuff said.

by Jason on April 19, 2007

Investors take note: the world seems a bit depressed today, and the free market will inevitably respond with the cure, which in this case seems to be a prototype sex doll for dogs. Well, for male dogs, anyway. I don’t know precisely why this potential technology will cheer the world, but if some lonely dogs are able to get some, things can’t be that bad, right?

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Sex/food connection heats up with this vegan friendly shopping list

by Jason on June 5, 2006

Of all the great submissions in the queue, I’m going for the one about sex and food first, because, after all, breakfast is the most important meal of the day. kunsjoi sent in the latest list of top aphrodisiacs. Expecting strawberries with whipped cream? Chocolate? (ugh) Oysters? Think again: the list includes Cloves, Ginger, Garlic, Tomatoes, Coriander, Onion, Horseradish, Carrots, Bananas, Grapes and Saffron. Enjoy your smoothies… Intimately. Link.

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Dolphin “rescue” becomes an invasion of threesome

April 20, 2006

Dagda Samildanc sent word of a daring dolphin rescue operation that turned out to be unnecessary. As police sergeant David Brown later explained, “what looked like dolphin distress turned out to be a mating procedure.” I can understand why people get confused at the sight of things like a dolphin threesome – we’re [...]

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There are vegan-friendly alternatives to everything these days

January 30, 2006

I believe we’ve written about this before, but I don’t think we had a link to the actual store with pictures. Dagda Samildanc found a store that makes dildos based on animal models. You have to click around a bit to see each one, but I assure you, they’re the kind of images [...]

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The sex lives of plants are actually pretty interesting, to botanists

December 10, 2005

I wish we could post more stories with a higher emphasis on the second half of “Vegan Porn,” but it looks like we have to wait for special occasions, like Dagda Samildanc day for inspiration. And inspired is what we are, after reading all about the sex lives of plants: “‘Of course they have [...]

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I can’t eat anything that has this much sex

November 29, 2005

Dagda Samildanc took a break from the crime beat to send in some news from the, uh, sex beat. Those of you with inferiority complexes may want to grab a tissue, with which to wipe away your tears as you learn things like the sexual power of the lion (up to 86 times a [...]

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Behold the lapjuicer

July 6, 2005

Sometimes I forget we’re called Vegan Porn, and it takes submissions like this one from Creature to remind me. Er, that’s probably not safe for work – for viewing or for use…

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Bestiality and the extreme right wing

May 12, 2005

American politics continue to confuse me, but phatvegan sent in a link to something about extreme right wing politicians and bestiality, and I figure it might be a clue, so I’m just going to file it away until I know better. I reckon the front page of VP’s as good a bookmark page as [...]

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Veggie lovers make better people lovers

March 28, 2005

Want some? Go vegan. That’s the news of the day, as sent in by Dave Noisy. In a survey of foods that may make you a better lover, soy, chili peppers and ginger received top marks from the experts, as did anything that would help you lose weight. As for animal [...]

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The closest we’ll get to a gorilla sex scandal, this week, anyway

February 19, 2005

veggierebel writes, “The Gorilla Foundation, home to Koko the gorilla who speaks sign language, is being sued for $1 million by two former employees. Nancy Alperin and Kendra Keller claim they were fired because they wouldn’t show Koko their breasts.” link

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