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Animal Rights

Gay flamingos adopt

by Jason on May 23, 2007

When it comes to stories about animals, some people might get the impression that we’re all about the gay penguins, but it’s simply not true: we eagerly scan the news every morning for news of other interesting animal behaviours, be they sexual behaviours or not, ’cause hey, animals are more than just meat. Today just happens to be a gay flamingo kind of day. Carlos and Fernando have adopted an abandoned chick in a Bristol zoo, after six years of pleading with authorities and attempting to steal eggs. The placement was put together by the birds’ captors after an abandoned egg was discovered, and everyone seems happy, except for the whole living in a cage thing. Same-sex flamingo pairings are apparently pretty common in flocks where there aren’t enough birds of the opposite sex. I don’t know if this news in itself would be enough to make anyone reconsider their diet, but if if instead of spending all their “animal research” time learning the right ratio of, say, lemon to pepper in an animal-based recipe, people actually tried learning about the activities, personalities, and habits of the animals they’re eating, it might form a more interesting debate around the dinner table. (Er, not that many people eat flamingo, but the story was too good a match for our primary URL…)

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Flux has been scouting out the latest and greatest in legal news for us, and now we can all read about the quest to grant legal person-hood to a chimpanzee in Austria. The campaign is trying to get some degree of legal protection for Hiasl, a 26 year old chimpanzee, who would then be able to receive personal donations and gain protection from, say, someone buying him and moving him to a country with fewer animal protection laws. The push for rights stops before Hiasl gets the ability to vote, which I hear is really pissing off the Bananas Party, but the case, if successful, would lead to some interesting future developments in animal rights. We already grant tons of rights to things called corporations, and I’m not saying good or bad things about that, just saying, is all, but if a virtual entity has been able to collect money and protect itself from danger for a bazillion years before they invented Second Life, maybe it’s time to look at the rights for living creatures from the same perspective.

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Sony uses slaughtered goat to promote video game

April 30, 2007

The “there’s no connection between violence and videogames” people aren’t getting much help from Sony, as indicated in a story from queervegan. The entertainment and electronics giant recently held a launch party for the God Of War II video game that featured, among other things, a freshly slaughtered goat. Guests were reportedly invited [...]

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Xiongsen: Part zoo, part circus, part illegal tiger part farm

April 16, 2007

Apropos of nothing: I woke up sometime last night, mildly feverish, with the thought that the phrase “too good to be true” ought to have a reverse of “too true to be good.” I just wanted to remember that.
Anyway, graham sends word of what might just be the worst zoo in the universe, and [...]

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Guards caught neglecting donkey in union protest

March 21, 2007

The union representing Montreal prison guards was taught a brief lesson in proper working conditions after the SPCA removed a donkey who was being used as a prop in a recent protest. And yes, the protest concerned working conditions for the guards. I’m guessing the donkey didn’t have union papers, either, since when [...]

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We need another SPCA

March 19, 2007

While reading about an animal cruelty indicent in London, Ontario, it struck me that we need a new SPCA – the Society for Pronouns Concerning Animals. Seriously, I’m glad for the work that the group does (to be technical, in this case, it was the OSPCA, with the O for Ontario), but when I [...]

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Happy cutesy-wootsy Thursday! Pig raises tiger cubs

March 15, 2007

It is Thursday, and I’m in no mood for disturbing stories. I mean come on, who wants to read about some asshat who sent a teen girl her dog’s head in a box on a Thursday? I’d rather read about a pig who was hired by a zoo to take care of three [...]

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Will New Mexico be the next to ban cockfighting?

February 13, 2007

Porphyry reports that the state of New Mexico might be the next one to ban cockfighting, which would leave Louisiana as the last state standing in the cruel-o-rama. Pro-cockfighting forces are contending that the only reason this is even up for debate is because state Governor Richardson, who recently stepped up and spoke out [...]

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Zoocheck: Canadian zoos should drop their elephant programs

February 12, 2007

megatron notes that Zoocheck Canada has started pointing out something that may have escaped the notice of Canadian zoos: elephants are not indigenous to this country, and in fact it gets a lot colder up here than it does in, say, Africa. The group isn’t just saying this, they brought in a renowned African [...]

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“Nothing says I love you like cruelty to animals”

February 9, 2007

If you thought the novelty fish industry couldn’t sink any lower than their beta tanks on a keychain, lenni found something that will blow your mind: fish tattooed with Valentine’s Day messages. The fish are marked with ink or a laser with festive greetings like “I (heart) You.” I’m not a fan of [...]

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