From the category archives:

Animal Resistance

Longtime readers know I like to post stories about birds doing clever things, like making tools or robbing car washes, it isn’t much of a surprise to see I’m all over Zed’s post about birds jousting. Once the great avian uprising happens, we’re all going to laugh about how worried we were about bird flu.

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Kirk must have realized that we haven’t marvelled at the cleverness of birds lately, so he sent in a story from the car wash (talking ’bout the car wash…), wherein a car wash operator was convinced that his employees were stealing from the coin-operated machines, so he set up a little stakeout, and what do you suppose he found? Well, you may recall that we mentioned clever birds a very short while ago, and indeed it was clever birds that he found – one would actually crawl into the machine and pull out quarters (possibly because they were shiny), while others would take the coins and fly away. Now, consider for a second that it’s not just the shinyness that attracted the birds – maybe the animal kingdom has a bankroll! OK, maybe not, but birds are clever.

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Sharks turn tables on fishing boat

February 7, 2007

darrek reports that a group of bull sharks managed to stand up for their local shrimp population by ramming a fishing boat until it sank in Florida earlier this week. We’ve written about this kind of aquatic teamwork before, and some may accuse me of having anthropomorhic tendencies, but this case really highlights that [...]

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Dolphin manages to generate bomb scare

February 1, 2007

A dolphin at a Florida aquarium managed to create a bomb scare after playing with a toy that a bunch of people thought looked like an explosive of some kind. Details are sketchy, but it seems that most of the people who evacuated were employees of the facility, who I guess weren’t aware that [...]

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Duck survives shooting, two days in fridge

January 23, 2007

jeremytough sent in a story about a duck, and while the papers are presenting it as a tale of triumph over adversity, I’m confused about a bit in the middle. See, this guy goes out hunting and shoots a duck, and then he stores the body in his fridge. The thing is, the [...]

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1413 injured during animal sacrifices

January 12, 2007

Here’s another argument for changing the tradition of animal sacrifice during the feast of Eid al-Adha: most average people really suck at amateur butchery, to the point that 1413 people in Turkey alone were injured during the ceremonies. Incidents ranged from cuts from slipping knives to being crushed under the weight of the collapsing [...]

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Calf who escaped from slaughter gets an interesting honour

January 8, 2007

Weird News Monday continues with a tale of animal escape from kunsjoi. A calf escaped from a slaughterhouse where he was to be sacrificed as part of the Eid-ul-Juha festival, and held attackers at bay for 20 hours before he was rescued by the local SPCA. Then, in a Monday-worthy twist, his rescuers [...]

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Man can’t find dog, bites panda instead

September 21, 2006

Just how drunk do you have to be to bite a panda, even if he bites you first? That’s the question running through my mind after reading PonderingWillow’s latest submission, and the answer appears to be four beers. There’s got to be some kind of metric conversion skewing the number there – I [...]

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Pig endures tasers, tranquilizer darts in escape attempt

September 19, 2006

TheRealPamela was one of several pornstars who sent word of a pig who really, really, really didn’t want to go to a slaughterhouse. Yeah, go figure, eh? In this case, the pig took several shots from a police taser as well as a few tranquilizer darts before being subdued and returned to the [...]

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Man gets surgery after bothced hedgehog love session

September 18, 2006

Jenna sends word that a Serbian man is recovering after trying to have sex with a hedgehog. This wasn’t purely for sexual gratification; he was told that by getting it on with a hedgehog he’d cure his premature ejaculation. Says who? Says his witch doctor. Uh huh. Here’s a phrase [...]

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