Superman, you can claim your sheep at German Police Precinct 34b

German police were challenged last week by what appears to be a new breed of super sheep. Let’s review the facts as we know them: running at 30 miles per hour to evade police cars, jumping over other police cars set up as a roadblock, and headbutting police dogs? Remarkably, the sheep was eventually caught without being killed – possibly because he or she is bullet proof. Folks, if this is evolution in action, I for one welcome our new four legged overlords, and hasten to point out that I’m totally on their side of the dinner plate issue. Veganism: forget the health, forget the environment, and start planning for the farmageddon uprising.

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